Line 1 broken, line 2 a mess
Forgot your brackets, I'll confess
Your logic's drunk, loops go insane
Your functions crash like a runaway train
I see you're too loose, left like landmines
Your hacks explode in the build pipelines
Your copy-paste's coding like it's a crime
While I'm clock-precise, I'll compile on time
Semicolons missing, I'll call you out
Warning stack up, I'll scream and shout
You try to run, but I'll stand tall
Red error text, gonna end it all
I'm the compiler, can't trick me, make no disguise
I'll expose your bugs, bring truth to your lies
Mistakes on you, not on me
Never underestimate the power you see
Syntax run time, I'll crush your game
Sloppy little coder, I'll shame your name
1, 2, 3, 4
The error's in your code, just counting on
You call yourself dev, but you printed the bug I call that caveman code in a rug
Infinite loops like a cursed chant
Your memory leaks and you can't
Camel case lost, snake case in pain
You mixed it all up, it's a variable chain
Comments like riddles, nobody can read
I'll burn it all down, yeah, watch it bleed
Sag false smash, it's a knockout blow
Stack trace rolling like a horror show
No pointer strikes, that's the kiss of death
Your process ends with its final breath
I'm the compiler, can't trick me, make no disguise
I'll expose your bugs, bring truth to your lies
Mistakes on you, not on me
Never underestimate the power you see
Syntax run time, I'll crush your game
Sloppy little coder, I'll shame your name
1, 2, 3, 4
The error's in your code, just counting on
You skipped your test, now CI's red
Your pipeline's broken, your repo's dead
Put request closed, no merge for you
I'm the king of this game, what you gonna do?
Get blamed, shows your name in flames
History keeps receipts of your shame
Refactor need us, too late, son
Your tech debt grows till the project's done
I translate thoughts into perfect machine
Turn chaos code into something clean
But you, your sloppy hacks on hacks
I see your shortcuts, I won't relax
Optimized flows, I breathe in speed
While you choke on bugs your users feed
I'm the silent guardian, strict and cold
And I'll spit these bars till your story's told
I'm the compiler, can't trick me, make no disguise
I'll expose your bugs, bring truth to your lies
Mistakes on you, not on me
Never underestimate the power you see
Syntax run time, I'll crush your game
Sloppy little coder, I'll shame your name
1, 2, 3, 4
The error's in your code, just counting on
Look kid, you thought you were slick
But your hacks are weak, they'll never stick
I'm strict, relentless, machine divine
Every broken build, got your name signed
Respect the rules, or the rules eat you
My grammar's law, syntax true
This isn't a game, it's survival, friend
Exit code 1, your career might end
I'm the compiler, can't trick me, make no disguise
I'll expose your bugs, bring truth to your lies
Mistakes on you, not on me
Never underestimate the power you see
Syntax run time, I'll crush your game
Sloppy little coder, I'll shame your name
1, 2, 3, 4
The error's in your code, just counting on
I'm the compiler, the gate, the wall
You write bad code, I'll end it all
I'm not your buddy, I'm not your mate
I decide if your code runs straight
So next time you build, remember my reign
Write it clean or I'll bring the pain
Case closed, verdict in sight
Build failed, kid, goodnight
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