Who didn't close the door?
It blows in with incompetence
Who brought the rookie to the lion's den?
Fresh fade, clean shirt, probably still writes with a pen
Talking bout best practices, bro I am the standard
While he googles where the stack is, I built this back end with one hand
He's rocking VS Code, I'm deep in VIM
His tabs are auto, mine are carved like sin
The face behind is epic, project bling
Remember me, the coder, designer, deployer, the king
I'm much better
Just a junior, yeah, I see the pride
But you ain't seen nights with a deadline ride
No, you ain't crashed apps and brought them back to life
Nah, or deployed with no sleep on a Saturday night
We cold eat, sleep in and repeat
Are you ready for that, ready to just take the heat?
I don't bear a grudge, cause I'm the master, the sensei
Employer of the year, the debug champ with no fear
A weekend, he's still standing, then fold
Caught him cleaning my logic, bold move, code
Wrote docs, I forgot, back in 09
Fixing all bug, I blamed on design
He ain't talk much, but he types with heat
Lint clean, tight test, never miss a beat
Even showed him my script just to prove he'd break
But he forked it, fixed it, no retake
I've been soloing this team for way too long
Guess I forgot what it meant to build with a squad
He ain't me, nah, but he ain't trying to be
Still there's something there, maybe I see a piece of me
He's good
Just a junior, yeah, I see the pride
But you ain't seen nights with that deadline ride
No doing crash apps and brought him back to life, nah
No employee with no sleep on a Saturday night
We cold, we cold eat
Sleep in and repeat, are you ready for that?
Ready to just take the heat?
I don't bear a grudge, cause I'm the master, the sensei
Employer of the year, the debug champ with no fear
He debugged my patch, didn't ask for credit
Read my mind in code, bro, how'd he get it?
That feature effect'll look better than mine
Had me squinting at the diff like, yeah, that's fine
Watched a mentor or another like he's been here years
No ego, no flex, no hidden gears
I trash-talked early, called him out to test
But low-key, that kid passed every quest
I'm like, damn!
He might actually be good, though
Just a junior, yeah, I see the pride
But you ain't seen nights with that deadline ride
No doing crash apps and brought him back to life, nah
All the plug-plug with no sleep on a Saturday night
We cold eat, sleep in and repeat
Are you ready for that?
Ready to just take the heat?
I don't bear a grudge, cause I'm the master, the sensei
Employer of the year, the debug champ with no fear
Alright, fine, kids the real deal
Came green, now we steering the wheel
I used to side-eye, now I side-kick
Built this team like a two-man script
I don't say much, pride don't bend
But credit where it's due, respect I send
From one vet to a future boss
You earned your spot, no coin toss
We code different, but we bleed the same
You ain't just a junior, you win the game
Damn, he's good, bruh
Damn, he's great, bruh
Damn, he's so good, bruh
Damn, he's so good, bruh
Bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh, bruh
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