Who goes there?
Why you dummies always coming in my lair like you want the smoke?
All these wannabe heroes underprepared for the nightmare
And despair that they dare to provoke
Most folk are doin' their best to avoid me
Floor full of bones of the people that annoy me
Every now and then I get a couple of daredevils
With the audacity that think that they can destroy me
Good luck with that
Man I got panoramic vision
Meanin' that I can see in any direction with precision
If it's your decision to attack
I suggest that you come back
When your plan's had a bit of revision to it
Notably, you should accept defeat
Consider this your last opportunity to retreat
Repeat, that was your last chance to survive
I hope that you enjoyed your time being alive
You foolish four ignored the warning
Now you'll be dead before the morning
You should have looked over your shoulder
You're in the eye of the beholder
I am the tyrant
Get it? Eye.
I've actually been told I'm a pretty funny guy
Wait a minute, what were we discussing?
I lost my train of thought
Oh that's right, you were just about to die
How could I forget that? It's my favorite part
The only thing left to consider is where to start
In addition to magical abilities, I'm smart
I can make your demises art
Anyway
It appears that the wizard in your party is a gnome
Who is worth about the same as if he woulda stayed at home
I'll activate my anti-magic cone
And in a moment I'll turn him into stone
When the barbarian inevitably flies into rage
I'll disintegrate her with one of my eye rays
By the way I haven't even begun to try
Fly by and take a bite of the fighter's thigh.
You foolish four ignored the warning
Now you'll be dead before the morning
You should have looked over your shoulder
You're in the eye of the beholder
While the fighter attempts to collect himself
He bleeds out on the space I dismembered him in
I wouldn't waste time tellin' me your names
I can guarantee that nobody's ever gonna remember them
Then again, you'll be on the list of my victims
At the bottom of a column of other anonymous prey
You should take a minute to reflect on the day
And the last words you'll ever say
Time's up!
You're the lone survivor, the last one left
And halfling rogues are admittedly deft
But you broke into my home and you've stolen my time
I'm afraid I cannot allow theft
Throw you up into the air with my Telekinesis
Finger of Death, to obliterate you into pieces
And that's that, wink and a tip of the hat
That was good for my practice, thanks for the chat
You foolish four ignored the warning
Now you'll be dead before the morning
You should have looked over your shoulder
You're in the eye of the beholder
You foolish four ignored the warning
Now you'll be dead before the morning
You should have looked over your shoulder
You're in the eye of the beholder
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