He was like, "Hey, lemme get your number"
Ah-ah-ah, hey, fuck, I guess I might as well
I'ma be fuckin' bored anyway, not like I'm having a slumber party
Or something, I should take it if I'll possibly cum or something
I guess I should be honored to be honest
To be the interest of a faggot on the Internet
Look at his pictures, yeah, yeah, bangable out of 10
"Bangable out of 10" should've replied with that
"Hey, what do you look like?"
"Come on man, show me your face"
"Please, I need to see you"
"I just wanna see you"
I could sext you all night long
Tell you what I wanna do, and you get me off
Probably not even true, I say "You turn me on"
Text you with my left hand so that I can jack off
If I'm lucky, you'll send pictures to me
Only about as sexy as it is degrading
And I'll refrain from commenting on your self esteem
At the risk of sounding as dirty as you feel
Yeah, you're a sexy piece of trash
I wanna fuck you in the ass
Take a break, but don't forget to take me
A couple more selfies of you posing in the bathroom mirror
And then drop all of your delusions of class
Yeah, you're so fancy, I know, I know
'Cause your parents are rich, and leave you in their mansion alone
Send me MP-Threes of your moans, or I guess M-Four-As 'cause iPhones
He writes "cock" in cursive 'cause he's an elegant perv
"Yeah, fuck"
"You're so fucking perfect"
"Damn, I wish I was there right now"
"Fuck, oh fuck, send me more"
I could sext you all night long
Tell you what I wanna do, and you get me off
Probably not even true, I say "You turn me on"
Text you with my left hand so that I can jack off
If I'm lucky, you'll send pictures to me
Only about as sexy as it is degrading
And I'll refrain from commenting on your self esteem
At the risk of sounding as dirty as you feel
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