Pineapple Joseph, he ate my shoes again
Pineapple Joseph, his turtle just turned ten, oh-oh
Pineapple Joseph is spiraling into tax fraud, oh
Pineapple Joseph, pay your goddamn taxes
Pineapple Joseph, I'm worried 'bout your health
Pineapple Joseph, just share your goddamn wealth
There's a housing crisis
Pineapple Joe is responsible
The whole damn country's in
An economic depression 'cause of you
Pineapple Joseph, please just come back home
You've been gone for so so long, I think your food is getting cold
Pineapple Joseph, please just get your ass back here!
Pineapple Joseph, I think I found your long-lost ear
Pineapple Joseph, oh-oh
Pineapple Joseph, ooh-ooh
Pineapple Joseph
Please come home, Mr. Pineapple Man
Ba-ba-ba-da-da-da-da
You are wanted in thirteen cities
It's not so hard not to commit moral atrocities, Mr. Pineapple Man
But didn't you know just not to eat sand?
Pineapple Joseph, one plus one equals three million and two
Pineapple Joseph please come home, we miss you
(No we don't)
Pineapple Joseph sold his Worm on a String to captivity
Why would he do that, now?
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk
Pineapple Joseph committed unforgivable sins
Pineapple Joseph, oh-oh
Pineapple Joseph, ooh-ooh
Pineapple Joseph
Please come home, Mr. Pineapple Man
Ba-ba-ba-da-da-da-da
You are wanted in thirteen cities
Pineapple Joseph, oh-oh
Pineapple Joseph, ooh-ooh
Pineapple Joseph
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