(Oi, Beanstalk)
Six years deep, yeah you'd never know
Love's dropped, we've just copped our forever home
Waga's on a friday, only place we ever go
Katsu curry, only taste that we've ever known
Hey babe, we should be on Gogglebox
You look great, yeah, you should go and model crocs
The food's beige, we're gonna gobble lots
And it's asian, I'm waving a soggy box
Oi, yeah home's where the heart is
The heart's by a business park with an Argos and Clarks in
The heart's got a garden with plastic grass in
And the heart can't wait for tonight's unmasking
It's Martin, we're parking at TK's, matching our PJs
Radio One and we're texting the DJ
"Love these choons Greg mate, can you please play Olly Murs?"
Sorry mate, can't make it I'm air frying
I.G. Reels cornflake chicken, yeah try it
Mate yeah buy it, we really swear by it
This is the only thing we've got keeping us together
(Yeah so that's, uh, one Mighty Meaty
And five Texas BBQs please mate
Oh yeah and a cheesy garlic bread, oh yeah
Fucking love Two for Tuesday's)
Check the footy score at a wedding
The Peter Crouch podcast, mate what a legend
Homesense for the bedding
Homebase for the decking
Wish Maccies did breakfast twenty-four seven
Biscoff we're spreading
Pissed off for getting charged for our doughballs at Pizza Express
It's upsetting, love get in
We're driving to the Odeon
Soft clothes, nachos and probably a Marvel film
Harry Potter World, that's on the bucket list
Rating a fryup on Facebook, the fuck is this?
Text the missus, she always gets a hug and kiss
James Arthur's back, mate he doesn't miss
Michael Macintyre, he's got me creasing
Imagine if he interviewed me while I'm sleeping
Mate I'd be wheezing, mate I'd be seething
Mate I'd be dreaming about Maya Jama
This season's kit with my name, my age and my number's the same
Wear it while watching the game and the bird's got the same
At the Centre Parc's sports cafe, yay!
October, pumpkin patch, we take loads of pics, we're posting that
Then give it mostly back because we're hosting Jack and Lucy
Later with Old El Paso
Get a job, get a life
Get a dog, get a wife
Get a job, get a life
And text win to ITV
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