: How tall are you, private?
Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere huh
Sir no sir
Bs it looks like to me the best part of you ran down crack
of your mama ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress
I think you've been cheated
Where now are you from anyway now private
Sir Texas sir
Holy dog shit Texas only steers and queers come from Texas private
cowboy and you dont look much like a
steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.
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