Ho Ho HO
OPENING PRESENT'S ON THE FLOOR
Christmas time is drawing near
Let's all spread some cheer
Grab your wallet, time to spend
Most wonderful time of year-ear
Hiding presents in your closet
Hoping that they won't find out
Season's greetings
Obligations
Manufactured lies from the greeting card
Fa la la LA La la la la la la
YYule!
Everybody's dropping money
On the people they don't like
Tis the season to be
Adding to the bottom line
Eating way too many cookies
Pouring eggnog in your mouth
Analysing weights of presents
Shaking boxesssss
Decorate your house with lights
And bells that jingllllle
Mind control through Christmas carols
We're compelled to Buy as we sing along
Brrrr Rum Pum pum pum Pum pum pum
Brllllll
Everywhere you go
Christmas songs are playing all the time
Never-ending marathon
Of "It's a Wonderful Life!"
Everybody's going caroling
You better run and hide
Awkwardly they harmonize
I contemplate suicide
BUY STUFF
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
AND WE ALL LIVE IN A CONSUMER NATION
BLACK FRIDAY
DOOR BUSTER SALE
MURDERING FOR SAVINGS
MURDERING FOR SAVINGS
MURDERING FOR SAVINGS
Trampling people at the door
Who did I even buy this for
Smash some heads against the floor
This bargains will start a war
This bargains will start a war
This bargains will start a war
Why don't you visit family more
Buy off your guilt like just before
Buy more
Till everybody's poor
Why don't you spend some more
How 'bout we spend some more
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