In the Panda Kingdom 'twas a fine evening
Five adventurers arrived from the far desert spring
With a magical starter, stout and bubbling
To be presented to thy panda king
We present thy king, majestic royalty
A panda, great and big
Benevolent, our friend
Hail to thee
Kingdom of fabled dreams
Majestic royalty
In the great hall and to the throne we proceed
To seek the wisdom of the king
We've traveled far, my king
Mountains colossal and canyons of snow
Oceans in multal, a story foretold
Out from this mystery
Heroic journeys, adventures of steel
Guided by torchlight, our quest was to be revealed
Oh, before thee we kneel
Woah-oh, steel
Somewhere past the desert
A mountain of treasure unlike any that we have seen
Shields and armor
And a sourdough starter with magical properties
And though his royal highness was intrigued
Quite intrigued indeed
The panda king's blessings is what they would need
O, thy royal majesty
Breads, lagers, and ales fermenting for thee
Thy kingdom is true and free
May we stay and be of service to the king?
Yes, you may
Yes, you may
For thy bravery and valor, I hereby knight thee
And grant thee entrance to my kingdom
Yes, you may
Yes, you may
I appoint thee to my royal service
And thank thee for thy gallantry and excellence
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