Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, to all the 2D bitches
Got a body pillow as a gift, I put my dick right in it
Fuck it, if you're a 3D girl just get outta my business
Don't fuck with anyone unless they got my favorite six digits
I'm boutta go, bitch give me the toes
Nuttin' on her face it's like I'm making this shit snow
My girl was looking real cute until I heard his name was Joe
But the dick makes that shit cuter
So I didn't mind it though (no homo)
Got my dick in between her tits, yeah that's where I like it
Lil' cutie act like a tsundere but she tryna hide it
Asked her out on a date and she wanted to see my nine inch
Finna steal that hoe's virginity, bitch I'm feeling like a piratе
You know what I'm boutta say, bitch I'm gay, wait, pause
I'm just kidding, I'm fucking straight, eat that pussy everyday
Music makes me hard
My friends call me a retard
When I pass out these free iPhones like I am Sanders Bernard
And I got 62 of them each and everyone I must discard
And once I'm done with that I go and shovel snow in my backyard
All this icy snow's as white Bernie Sander's hair
I got no girlfriend so I ask all of my closest friends to share
And I'm alone on Valentine's don't got no one to give me care
But I be getting really horny now I'm eyeing up that chair
Honoka, Kotori, Nozomi, Rin
I wanna see their fat ass do a spin
Their group's the best yeah their songs make me grin
And I farm pp 'till I'm filled up to the brim
These 2D idols make me wanna cum
So I whip out the lube and I begin to rub
Reading my hentai don't fuck with the hub
I'm like stroking my dick but it's as small as my thumb
16 years single I guess I'm a Pringle and
Each year on Christmas I hear the bells jingle
Won't ever get a girl even when I get wrinkles
McDonald's fries suck so I only like crinkles
Drinking my milkshake the flavor's vanilla
Don't like ugly bastards they look like gorillas
All my hentai must have some nice good looking fellas
Caught Bill Nye selling drugs his street name was Slim Killa
One hoe, two hoe, three hoe, four hoe
Fucking Astolfo yeah you know I'm kinda homo
Five hoe, six hoe, your hoe, my hoe
Astolfo kinda special, yeah he got an extra chromo
Happy holidays to all the degenerates
My girl cooking in the kitchen yeah she made an eggs benedict
When I pull up to the place you know I'm kinda irrelevant
And I'm kinda retarded because I don't got intelligence, ay
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