Used to count on Jesus, they ran out of fingers
Purple mountain magic cost a million dollars
And they don't take PayPal, and my credit's ruined
Graduated college like a fucking moron
Signed an application, they gave me some plastic
And some funny glasses, spend it at McDonald's
Like the one in Wal-Mart or the Student Center
Pretty close to where they put out the applications
And I know the way
Thank God I know the internet
Hey, away
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