When I was a young man at the age of 24
I had the women in line like a Mississippi cotton row
Now I'm almost 50 and they say this is the end
But I found myself a little blue pill
Now I'm back in the saddle again
Whoa, whoa, whoa, yippee ki-yay kay-yo
They call me Viagra Man everywhere I go
My daddy told me, "Son, if you live as long as I
You're like to develop a problem between your belly and your thigh"
If he was here today, let me tell you what I'd do
I'd take him to the doctor and get him a prescription too
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Viagra Man, yippee ki-yay kay-yo, hey, watch me go
Viagra Man, yippee ki-yay kay-yo
I keep a-ridin' with Viagra up and down the road
You see, I met a little girl, she had a lot of guts
She knocked a little love on the Greyhound bus
Whoa, whoa, whoa, yippee ki-yay kay-yo
She was ridin' while we were rollin' on down the road
Now if you're the kind of woman who just can't get enough
Give me a little minute, let me grab my stuff
Whoa, whoa, whoa, yippee ki-yay kay-yo
I'm your Viagra Man, girl, I think you ought to know
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa
You know I can drive my baby nuts
There ain't no ifs, ands, or buts
Now it's hard as the day is long
Sometimes it's even longer than this song
So if your baby be naggin' you
Go and get you some Viagra too
Viagra Man, yippee ki-yo kay-yay
If you have your Viagra, all the girls wanna play
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