Hossfly
Say, little Smoothe
How are you fixed for goose?
Loaded
Well, then hit me, man
On the way to the cafe I blowed out a left tennis shoe
But lucky I had my cold patches with me
Smoothe, the menu was loaded
They had steak sandwich, chicken salad, bacon and eggs, lettuce
Tomato, barbecue, mint cheese, torched cheese, hamburger
Cheeseburger, corn dog, goose egg, whipped cream
Bacon, belly up, cutlet, hamburger, steak
Cold plate, ham, ram, lamb, beef, bull, and bear
Goof off, Smoothe, and tear me up
After the show, be sure and drag to the Rocker Club and dance
To the music of Joe Banana and his bunch with music with a peel
Playin' and singin' them smash hits
Grandma's a total stranger
Since she got her nose caught in the record changer
Now there'll be free pink tea for the
Ladies and Zuzu crackers for the men
Keep on goofin', Hossfly, 'cause you's on Candid Camera
Man, I feel so unnecessary
I wonder how things are in Guacamola
Do you need money?
Send your hot rod, your record player, and your charm bracelet to
Station G-O-O-F and we will cheerfully send you fifty cents cash
And if you're not completely dissatisfied
Your money will be grudgingly refunded
Keep on flippin', Smoothe
Lately I've noticed it's hotter in the city than it is in the summer
And it's colder in the winter than it is in the country
Like thirty days have September, April, June, and November
All the rest like peanut brittle except my mother-
In-law and she rides around on a tricycle
Ain't nothin' to it, just go and do it, Hossfly
Smoothe, six months ago I couldn't even spell the word "drummer"
Now I are one, and man, all drummers are broke
Have you got two tens for a five or two dimes for a nickel?
Or change for a dollar thirty-five?
Or just lend me a dollar half for a cup of coffee?
Let me have a solid quarter, man
Speakin' of money, where can I buy the one way ticket to Archy Butler?
Or can you get there from here?
Educate me now, you know we went to different schools together
Are you all croaked out and all black dogged?
I done goofed
Have you tried the new breakfast sale, Goofettes?
If you have, you's goofed like I just did
Switch as many do to cheeseburger on cornbread
Or cold possum sandwich on dry wheat toast
But if you want to play it safe, then order two scrambled eggs
And the way you want 'em, man, is on credit
Now keep on goofin', Hossfly
Are you all croaked out and all black dogged?
Is your face dirty from the lack of washing?
If so, try Cinco De Soap O' Tubs
They do the work off without the strain off
And you will say happy days are here again
The only way you can beat it, man, is with a stick
And if you're drivin' home be sure you got a car
Or you too will be goofin' off
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