"You've got 22 new messages"
Expect one from my mom, guess who wrote them?
I'm not surprised, it's you, oh surprise, it's you

I thought that, at least, you'd understand
No, I ain't ever been your friend
So stop sending those electronical cards with pinks hearts and smiling teddy bears

Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya

Find another lover, go get a life
Practice a new sport, go get a life
Find friends outside, go get a life
Stop watching porn, go get a life
Find a cure for cancer, go get a life I don't know
Clean your garden, go get a life
Stop telling me "you seem starshaped"
Deal some cocaine, I don't know but go get a life

No, these aren't stereotypes
Yes no matter your weight or your glasses
You make sick (oh yeah!) and that's a fact
Even if my good education taught me not to say that

So what will ever happen of you?
There are no escapes and I ain't got a clue
Take your cell phone and look at the numbers you have
It equals two I guess, if you do not count your dad

So find another lover, go get a life
Or practice a new sport, go get a life
You can find friends outside, go get a life
And stop watching porn, go get a life oh
Find a cure for cancer, go get a life I don't know
Clean your garden, go get a life
Stop telling me "you seem starshaped"
You can deal some cocaine, but go get a life
Build a lil house, go get a life
Maybe go back to school, go get a life
Please forget my number, go get a life
Practice tai kwen doh I don't know I don't mind
I don't mind

There must be something to do, can't your momma just help you?
Just sleep at nights, and brush your hair
Get off your pc, don't eat your boogers
Stop jerking off and get a shower
Try to not make jokes for an hour please

Have I been rude or anything?
Cuz the last message you send this morning
Said "fuck you, I'm so bored of my life"
I just replied "indeed, with that life"
And then you disconnected, oh well nevermind just

Find another lover, go get a life you can
Practice a new sport, go get a life just
Find friends outside, go get a life
Stop watching porn, go get a life you can
Get a cancer, but go get a life I don't know
Clean your garden, go get a life
Stop telling me "you seem starshaped" you can
Deal some cocaine, but go get a life
Build a lil house, go get a life you can
Or go back to school, go get a life
Please forget my number, go get a life
Practice tai kwen doh I don't know oh well
Believe in god, just go get a life
Bring a shotgun in your college, just go get a life
But with one bullet, be a dead guy
It can't stay this way, or I'll call the police now!

Go get a life!
Go get a life!

You've got to do do do do do something
You must be li li li li li living
You've got to do do do do do something
You must be li li li li li living
Please

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