HEY! IT’S YOUR FAVORITE SALESMAN
[[Number 1 since 1997]]
BUT SALES GONE DOWN [[The Drain]] [[The Drain!!]]
NOW MY LIFE IS FULL OF [[Pain]]
WELL I’VE GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR
LONELY [[Hearts]] THAT ARE JUST LIKE YOU
WHY HATE YOUR [[4.99]] LIFE WHEN
YOU COULD BE [[BRAND NEW!]]
I HAVE THE THING YOU NEED
YOU WANT IT TO [[Complete]]
THE [[Hyperlink is Blocked]]
BUT I CAN SHOW IF YOU AGREE
SHOW ME YOUR [[HeartShapedObject]]
AND THE [[Light]] I SEE
OH YOU’RE A LIGHTNER AREN’T YOU [[Come on!]]
SHOW IT OFF TO ME!
COME ON IT’S YOURS [[I’ll ]] HIT THE JACKPOT
[[FAILURE]]
‘CAUSE NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT!]]
[[Am I Sure?]]
[[You got some heart]] YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT IF YOU
[[Give it Give it Give it]] WITHOUT A FIGHT
[[DEAL?]] IN NEED OF YOUR LIGHT [[Come on!]]
I’D RATHER [[Die]] THAN BE A ROBOT
I USED TO BE THE BIGGEST
BUT NOW I NEED A LITTLE [[Generosity]]
IT'S NOT BECAUSE ITS FOR THE RICHES
IT’S FOR [[Freedom]] YOU SEE
KROMER IS ALL I NEED TO
GIVE YOU THE [[Deal Insurance]]
I’LL GIVE A DISCOUNT JUST FOR YOU
AND IT’LL BE [[Tax expense]]
OH DON’T YOU WORRY I’M AN [[Honest Man]] YOU SEE
YUM YUM DELICIOUS KROMER COME ON
GIVE IT ALL TO ME!
COME ON IT’S YOURS [[I’ll ]] HIT THE JACKPOT
[[FAILURE]]
‘CAUSE NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT!]]
[[Am I Sure?]]
[[You got some heart]] YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT IF YOU
[[Give it Give it Give it]] WITHOUT A FIGHT
[[DEAL?]] IN NEED OF YOUR LIGHT [[Come on!]]
I’D RATHER [[Die]] THAN BE A ROBOT
WHAT!?!? YOU DON"T NEED IT!?!? THAT'S A REAL BIGSHOT MOVE KID!!!
YOU'RE LIKE ME... [Desperate] BUT WE KNOW WHAT WE WANT, DON'T WE!?
W1LD PR1ZES, HOTSINGLE, 100 CUSTOMERS, AND MOST OF ALL... [Hyperlink Blocked]
WILL YOU TAKE THE FINAL DEAL!?
THEN A DEAL'S A DEAL!!! PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU KID!!!
COME ON IT’S YOURS [[I’ll ]] HIT THE JACKPOT
[[FAILURE]]
‘CAUSE NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT!]]
[[Am I Sure?]]
[[You got some heart]] YOU’LL BE ALRIGHT IF YOU
[[Give it Give it Give it]] WITHOUT A FIGHT
[[DEAL?]] IN NEED OF YOUR LIGHT [[Come on!]]
I’D RATHER [[Die]] THAN BE A ROBOT
[[IT’S NOT OVER YET, HERE WE GO!!!!!!]]
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