I love, I love being here
I gotta say I want to thank you
I want to thank everybody
Number one for being here tonight
To tape this special
I'm taping this special in my Comedy Club
It's my own room, Howie Mandel's Comedy Club
(Woo! Applaud) Here in Atlantic City at the Hard Rock Café
This is such an honor
And I gotta be honest with you
I've been doing this for 40 years
And through the '80s and '90s
I did a lot of specials
This is my first special in 20 years
(Applaud) I have not done it special in 20 years
And (ha), and there's a good chance
This is my last special
(Hahahaha) so, thank you for being here
You know in this day and age
And taping like my first special in 20 years
The comedy world is so different
Than it was when I started out
And political correctness
You can't do the things or say the things
That you used to say when I started out
I don't know what to do
I don't know I could lose a job
I'm on family shows like I (uh) I'll give you an example
I'm at a point now, I'm l-(uh)-like as a
White heterosexual male comedian
At this point with political correctness
If I see an African-American man on the beach
That I don't know
As a white male heterosexual comedian
I'm not allowed to tickle his tummy with my lips
(Hahahahahaha)
Anymore (hahahahaha)
Sorry, buddy, I'm not allowed to
That's just the way it was
You look disappointed, are you disappointed?
Are you disappointed, ha?
No, I'm not allowed to
It's not the '80s, it's not the '90s
It's a whole new wo-ha-rld, brrrr
(Hahahahah)
Ahahaha (slurp)
(I don't mind) for me? (I don't mind) you don't mind
Oh, you too, I go that I was okay
Okay thank you
I did it in front of, in the '80s, like that
(Hahahaha) hahaha I love to make
What do you, what are you saying?
(Backlights) I'm sorry? (Backlights)
Backlights! (Yeah)
What about the backlights?
(It's too, too much) it's too much
Right now, your directing
Now, you are (hahahaha)
I-ha love that
I'm coming out, I'm shooting a fucking special
And you wanna relight it, lady
(Hahahahaha, woo! Applaud)
For the-haha, for the people at home
Guess what state I'm shooting this in? (Hahahah)
Fucking Jersey
(Woo!) it would take Jersey (hahahaha, woo!)
Aha (applaud)
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