She came into the shop and said
"I wanna know what the problem is"
I said
"You don't wanna know what the problem is"
And she said
"I wanna what the problem is so I can get the problem fixed"
I said
"You don't wanna know what the solution to the problem is
And you don't wanna know what your problem is"
She says
"How do you know I'm not gonna like it"
I said
"I know you're not going to like it"
So she said
"Just tell me what it is and I'll tell you it I like it"
And I said
"Maybe, maybe I'll tell you"
She said
"Why won't you tell me"
I said
"The problem's your ass"
She said
"What"
I said
"The problem's your ass"
She said
"What"
I said
"The problem's your fucking ass
Your ass is all fucked up
And you got problems with your ass"
She said
"Why are you saying this to me"
And I said
"It's your fucking problem
You're the one with fucked up ass"
She started to storm out so I said
"Wait"
She said
"What"
I said
"Wait"
She said
"What is this about my ass"
I said
"No, kind of
Your ass is mad fucked up
And you don't want to face the problem"
She said
"What's your problem"
I said
"My problem is that you come in here with a fucked up ass
And you don't want someone to tell you your ass me fucked up
I don't even know how you go to the bathroom
I don't even know how you sit on things
When you stand up, where does your ass go
Where was your ass in the first place
Where was your ass in 1969
I thought you said you'd never forget"
She said
"I'm leaving"
And I said
"Not before you get your official diagnosis
Here it is
You're fucked up and your ass is fucked up
Are you ready for the solution"
She said
"What"
And I said
"Here's the solution, are you ready"
Der Arschersetzer
I'm gonna replace your ass
I'm gonna replace your ass
I'm gonna take it off and replace it
I'm the ass replacer (ass replacer)
Ass replacer
Ass replacer
Ass replacer
Ass replacer
Ass replacer
If you're German
Der Arschersetzer
Das ist mein
Ass replacer
Ass replacer
Ass replacer
She said
"I don't need this"
I said
"I need this, this is my job
I'm the ass replacer"
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