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1	Guys Named Todd
2	Answering Machines
3	Some People Are Stupid
4	A Modern Man
5	Music on Answering Machines
6	Rape Can Be Funny
7	People Who Oughta Be Killed: Self-Help Books
8	Feminist Blowjob
9	Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television
10	I Ain't Afraid of Cancer
11	Offensive Language
12	Opening
13	State Prison Farms
14	The All-Suicide TV Channel
15	Capital Punishment
16	They're Only Words
17	Life's Little Moments
18	I Used to Be Irish Catholic
19	A Place for My Stuff
20	Have a Nice Day
21	Welcome to My Job
22	Rice Krispies
23	The Hair Piece
24	Second Announcements
25	First Announcements
26	Join the Book Club
27	Interview With Jesus
28	Hello-Goodbye
29	Things We Say When People Die
30	Third Announcements
31	People Refuse to Be Realistic
32	Fourth Announcements
33	Children Are Our Future
34	Goin' Through My Address Book
35	He's Smiling Down
36	Parents in Hell
37	Sixth Announcements
38	What a Phone Call Should Be
39	Old Fuck
40	Nursery Rhymes
41	Dead Parents Helping
42	God Bless America
43	The Metric System
44	Asshole, Jackoff, Scumbag
45	Mental Hot Foots
46	High on the Plane
47	Bodily Functions
48	Gay Lib
49	Religious Lift
50	A Few More Farts