I'm cursed. Yes I'm cursed
My track record's the worst when it comes to cars
Each one I've had is always as bad as the one I drove last
It doesn't matter how much I spend
As soon as my name's on the logbook, it spells out its end
I'm doomed. Yes I'm doomed
By this lifetime consumed no I can not win
I try to stay positive, but my patience is wearing thin
Oh it happens every time
And it's still a mystery why my vehicle history's a crime
I've had small cars and big cars, old ones and new
Peugeots and Citroens and one Subaru
Vauxhalls and Fords and more than one VW
I've had big cars and small cars, new ones and old
I once had a Fiat Punto in yellowy gold
And each one I've had is always the same story told
I'm damned. Yes I'm damned
No I can't understand why my luck wont change
Each time I buy a new car I ask why must it be this way
Oh I know it's going to break down
It's only a matter of when and in which fucking town
I've had small cars and big cars, old ones and new
Peugeots and Citroens and one Subaru
Vauxhalls and Fords and more than one VW
I've had big cars and small cars, new ones and old
I once had a Fiat Punto in yellowy gold
And each one I've had is always the same story told
I'm done. Yes I'm done
No, I can't carry on with these cheap old rides
I'll save some cash and this time I'll splash out on something nice
So this time I forked out a lot
But the aircon stopped working the second I drove out the shop
I've had small cars and big cars, old ones and new
Peugeots and Citroens and one Subaru
Vauxhalls and Fords and more than one VW
I've had big cars and small cars, new ones and old
I hated that Punto in yellowy gold
And each one I've had is always the same story told
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