Dr. Octagon – The Turtle (skit) Lyrics

Hip Hop/Rap

Honey, can you lift up your legs a little bit?
I wanna see, um, uh, how's your stomach been feeling?
You been okay?
Okay
How's your— how's your back?
How's your face?
Oh, okay
So you're saying you're going through the process with your turtles?
Are you allergic to anything?
Okay
We took our X-rays, and what you are here for is
Basically that you have a turtle in your body
A turtle in your uterus
And these are things that you practiced or that you
Did at home privately that we have to take care of
We have patients that come in here all
The time that deal with different things
Some guys have rats in their bodies
Some guys put bugs in their ass
It's all different types of patients we have
But we have a turtle in your uterus and
We're gonna do what we gotta do and, um
How would you like to pay this?
Bill or cash? 'Cause we're gonna try to make this arrangement
And, you know, this hospital's about money right now

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