How I long for the days
At the Chinese buffet
Downtown Ithica
In the U.S.A.
I would go on my lunch break
I would stay for a while
My waiter was Vincent
He wore a bow tie, and a smile
He handed me a warm plate
Pointed me toward the food
Chinese chicken nuggets
Crab Rangoon
When I returned to my table
Vincent brought me a Sprite
You know I don't need a cookie
To know I'm fortunate tonight
Vincent you know that I've been missin' ya
Ever since I moved away from Ithica
You're my favorite waiter in the nation
So please accept my appreciation
He came to America
From a land far away
Where Chinese food is just called "food"
They eat it every day
A one-way ticket to New York
With nothing but a dream
To be the greatest waiter
Ithica has ever seen
Vincent you know that I've been missin' ya
How's the weather up there in Ithica
You're my favorite waiter in the nation
So please accept my appreciation
Vincent knows
That I can't use chopsticks
Vincent knows
I need a fork with my dinner
I miss you Vincent
Since I moved to Philadelphia
Vincent knows
That I can't use chopsticks
Vincent knows
I use a fork with my dinner
I miss you Vincent
Since I moved to Philadelphia
Vincent you know that I've been missin' ya
You're my favorite Asian in North America
I never treated you like a b-hole
Could you hook me up with some general tea salt
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
I bless the reigns down in Ithica
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