Hey
We're just blonde boyz doin' what blonde boyz do
Bleached hair, fair skin
Makes the ladies swoon!
We're just blonde boyz doin' what blonde boyz do
Chillin' out, maxxin, relaxin' all cool
We're just blonde boyz doin' what blonde boyz do
Catch me in the tub at quarter half past two
I'm Tommy
I'm Ethan
And I'm Jerome
Here's a one way ticket to the Blonde Boyz Zone!
What's up? I'm Ethan and fourteen
Slaying all these women with my massive peen
I've got a couple of hobbies, besides being blonde
Like performing for the boys with my ribbon baton
I drink lots of soda
And hangout at the mall
I used to skateboard, but I knocked out a ball
All I need in life is my boys and my tub
Now i'm gonna pass it to my number one bub
Heyo! Im Tommy and i'm nineteen
I like to lift weights and wear sunscreen
SPF 100? I hope it's in stock
Cause i rub it on my nips and the bellend of my cock
The public, the media, they're on our side
With skin so white we got nothin' to hide
TV and movies, they're made for us
This lack of pigment it's a major plus
We're just blonde boyz doin' what blonde boyz do
Jerome almost let me have a sip of his brew
We're just blonde boyz doin' what blonde boyz do
We're boiling in the jug, cookin' like a stew
We're just blonde boyz doin' what blonde boyz do
Yeah we're chillin' in the tub and thank god they're nude!
I'm Tommy
Im Ethan
And Im Jerome
Here's a one way ticket to the Blonde Boyz zone!
Howdy I'm Jerome and i'm thirty seven
I've been blessed with these sweet blonde boys from heaven
Uhh, bought me and the boys some blonde hair dye
Now we get the ladies wet like a slip 'n slide
When I was their age I didn't have many friends
But these sweet, moist boys keep me up on the trends
They like to call me dad but I say 'No!'
Can't they see who I am?
Im Just another blonde bro
Sun-Kissed hair like a can of soda exploded
And coated my head in golden like molten lava flowin'
The blonde beauty is glowin'
LeBron's envy is showin'
Because his girlfriends the one that i'm blowin'
Hair like bananas and we're hot as the sun
Chillin' in the tub, man i'm hard as a gun!
Girls like blonde hair and they like my dick
So I dyed my pubes blonde so I can get some dick!
I-I mean suck my-
Get my dick sucked-
We're just blonde boyz doin' what blonde boyz do
I've got the complexion of an albino baboon!
We're just blonde boyz doin' what blonde boyz do
To clarify earlier in the song I didn't mean to say
"get dick" I meant talk about a girl-
We're just blonde boyz doin' what blonde boyz do
Im much older than the others but i'm part of the crew
Im Tommy
Im Ethan
And Im Jerome
Here's a one way ticket to the Blonde Boyz Zone!
As the hot one of the bunch I tend to stay erect
If you're thinkin' 3 inches?
Then you're thinkin' correct
I've got the thickest yoghurt slinger of our bleach-blonde dongs
(Enough about your cob man, get back to the song!)
We're splishin', We're splashin', just breakin' around
We're the raddest, baddest blonde hunks in town!
(Im like a muscular boy, but a bit more chub)
But as long as i'm blonde, i'm still in the club!
Blonde boys rule the world
Blonde boys get the girls
Blonde boys call the shots
(You know OJ was uh, was innocent)
(Wait, what?)
Blonde boys pay the bills
Blonde boys live the thrills
Blonde boys make the bank
(You guys, I agree, I mean the glove didn't fit)
(There's no way he could've done it)
Blonde boys flock the stage
Blonde boys love the cage
Blonde boys love the tub
(My-My dad said the jews staged the moon landing?)
Blonde boys lift the weights
Blonde boys go on dates
Blonde boys run the town
Come on boys, let's get our prune on down at the tub!
Well I was actually gonna ask you about that
See my dads got ghost club in the woods tonight
So there's no sheets on my bed
And I was wondering if I could maybe stay with you?
Well of course you can Ethan!
Tommy? You wanna join?
Haha yes!
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