| 1 |
My Mind Is a Muffler |
| 2 |
Attack on Tijuana |
| 3 |
God Is Dad |
| 4 |
A Kidney Problem |
| 5 |
Cocaine Mummy |
| 6 |
Cop Song |
| 7 |
Molar System |
| 8 |
Birth Control Blues |
| 9 |
Semen on the Mount |
| 10 |
Vatican Is Up to Bat Again |
| 11 |
Capt Mouth |
| 12 |
Rubber Robot |
| 13 |
Di to Solve Pi |
| 14 |
Human Type 2 |
| 15 |
Father, Son, and the Goalie Post |
| 16 |
At Patrick's Gay Parade |
| 17 |
Piggin' in the Pumpkin Patch |
| 18 |
99c Lipstick |
| 19 |
Biggest Little Prick in the Union |
| 20 |
His Maintenance |
| 21 |
Herpes Simplex 2 |
| 22 |
Herpes Simplex 1 |
| 23 |
Don't Call Him a Retard |
| 24 |
3 Meals Away From a Crack Whore |
| 25 |
St. Patricks Gay Parade |
| 26 |
Menstruating Thrills |
| 27 |
Spit Shine My Asshole |
| 28 |
Split Lip |
| 29 |
Red Panties at Night, Sailor's Delight |
| 30 |
Number One |
| 31 |
Number Two |